I have been holding onto this gem of a Valentine's Day "card" for WEEKS in heightened anticipation for this high holy day. After many (MANYmanymanymanyallmylifemany) years of hating this day, last year I decided that was such a waste of living and I resolved to love it. And that stuck. I mean, fuck it, it's a day with a built-in, legitimate excuse to be completely thrilled about love, even if it's just an idea (at least that's one way of looking at it and why would you spend even a second of your time looking at it the other way??).

Anyone who knows me or reads my blog knows this (above) card is essentially the highest compliment I can give. For some of you, I genuinely, genuinely, DEEPLY mean it. If you think this Valentine might be for you, then I assure you it is. If you think it's not for you, then you're probably right. Bitch.

Happy mother fucking Valentine's Day, Dear Readers. You guys are just the absolute tits. And I got time for you!

Posted by Havilah