9 Year Old Badass, Party Of One
Josef Miles - student, badass and short lister for coolest kid of 2012 - stumbled upon the dark cloud of hate that is the Westboro Baptist Church last Saturday. Naturally, predictably and uncreatively they were holding their yawn-worthy "God Hates Gays" type signs. Josef asked his mama if he could make a sign and stage a quiet protest-protest. She is an awesome mom, so she said yes. He made a sign on his notebook reading, "GOD HATES NO ONE" and proceeded to quietly and peacefully send his message to the hate group (while his mother took photos with her cell phone, natch). Of the signs I've seen in this vein (don't go there, Reader, you purve, I know which vein you're picturing and you're sick!), Josef's is my favorite. Ach, his or "God loves his silky smooth legs". It's a toss up.
Posted by Havilah