In THIS Economy
When a long running, successful television show ends, apparently the crew is treated to some lavish-ass gifts from the super wealthy cast members - a tradition of which I was heretofore (it's a word, use it) unaware. Friends cast members bought their crew PT Cruisers, as a point of reference. So when Desperate Housewives came to an end the crew was, naturally, expecting some diamonds or cars or yachts or something. They had not managed their expectations well. What they got was luggage. Yes, luggage. And not super high end luggage. Regular luggage. Oh, also, Terri Hatcher was notably not down with giving any gifts of any kind (you'll note her name is not on the card). So the crew is all abitch over their cheap ass gifts. What a bunch of ungrateful assholes.