Take a moment.
I like jokes, I do. But this is not my kind of joke, so I definitely did not make this up. Actual news sources are reporting this shit, so I guess it's for real. I'm unable to process it as a reality, though. Like. I mean, no. It's just. No.
As you can imagine, Egyptians (both alive and dead) are protesting the shit out of this insanity.
Listen, I am an equal rights provider. I will probably ask, but you don't have to tell me who you do sex with and when and why and how (again, I most likely will ask, though). You like girls, guys, both, neither, drum kits, statues of Liberty? Whatever! However you like it, you like it. But, girl, I cannot cosign this loan. This is fucked up. Rejected!
PS: Kaikaiing with Sharon Needles does not count as sex with a dead woman. I fully condone sex with Sharon Needles.
Posted by Havilah