Egypt is apparently about to create a law, the "Farewell Intercourse" law, allowing husbands to do sex to the corpse of their wives for up to six hours after her death. I'll let you reread that sentence to make sure you got it all.
Take a moment.
I like jokes, I do. But this is not my kind of joke, so I definitely did not make this up. Actual news sources are reporting this shit, so I guess it's for real. I'm unable to process it as a reality, though. Like. I mean, no. It's just. No.
As you can imagine, Egyptians (both alive and dead) are protesting the shit out of this insanity.
Listen, I am an equal rights provider. I will probably ask, but you don't have to tell me who you do sex with and when and why and how (again, I most likely will ask, though). You like girls, guys, both, neither, drum kits, statues of Liberty? Whatever! However you like it, you like it. But, girl, I cannot cosign this loan. This is fucked up. Rejected!
PS: Kaikaiing with Sharon Needles does not count as sex with a dead woman. I fully condone sex with Sharon Needles.
Posted by Havilah
Take a moment.
I like jokes, I do. But this is not my kind of joke, so I definitely did not make this up. Actual news sources are reporting this shit, so I guess it's for real. I'm unable to process it as a reality, though. Like. I mean, no. It's just. No.
As you can imagine, Egyptians (both alive and dead) are protesting the shit out of this insanity.
Listen, I am an equal rights provider. I will probably ask, but you don't have to tell me who you do sex with and when and why and how (again, I most likely will ask, though). You like girls, guys, both, neither, drum kits, statues of Liberty? Whatever! However you like it, you like it. But, girl, I cannot cosign this loan. This is fucked up. Rejected!
PS: Kaikaiing with Sharon Needles does not count as sex with a dead woman. I fully condone sex with Sharon Needles.
Posted by Havilah
