Today is that day of days that comes but once every four years. It's Leap Day. And we all know what that means (no one knows what that means) -- today is the day a lady can propose to a fella! It is the ONLY DAY! Any other day of any other year this is entirely unacceptable behavior and strictly verboten. Obviously.
Scared your guy might not be super into the idea of being bound forever to your ass? No biggie, 'cause here's what: if his stupid face tells you "no", then he has to either give you money, buy you a gown or gift you with 12 (TWELVE) pair of gloves. Twelve. So, you're pretty much set either way.
This is a rare case of no downside, lady Readers. Just ask. You'll either get presents or you'll get laid on the reg. Get it!
Posted by Havilah
Scared your guy might not be super into the idea of being bound forever to your ass? No biggie, 'cause here's what: if his stupid face tells you "no", then he has to either give you money, buy you a gown or gift you with 12 (TWELVE) pair of gloves. Twelve. So, you're pretty much set either way.
This is a rare case of no downside, lady Readers. Just ask. You'll either get presents or you'll get laid on the reg. Get it!
Posted by Havilah
