So, Ryan found out that his girlfriend Rossie was a cheatin' ass ho bag and had been doing the nasty baby-making dance with his best friend.  Well, that was bound to end badly.  Instead, it ended like this:

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald spent several hours getting sweet, sweet, satisfying revenge on his (now former) girlfriend Rossie Brovent by giving her the gift that keeps on giving.  A big, steaming pile of shit tattooed to her back.  Tattooed, y'all.  That shit's forever (or for-untilyourasscanaffordlaserremoval).  She was under the impression Ryno (that's what she called him) (no it's not) was going to do an epic landscape of the magical land of Narnia on her back.  She was wrong.  Unfortunately for her, Ryan (in a stroke of genius) got her wasted and then made her sign a contract stating that she understood the design would be at "the artist's discretion".  BLAM, Rossie!!!! 

Well, she's suing his ass for $100,000 anyway.  We'll just see what Judge Judy has to say about all this.  Personally, I think she might rule in favor of Ryan just to teach Rossie that getting a tattoo of Narnia tattooed over your entire back is fucking stupid.

Posted by Havilah