In a truly sad-and-pouty-kid-who-gets-picked-on move, Daniel Craig lashed out at the Kardashians using fodder from his Cannon of Things That Don't Make Much Sense But Make Me Sound Smug Slash Better Than You.  In an interview with GQ, this fool said, in reference to the Kardashians, "It is a career; I'm not being cynical. And why wouldn't you? Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions. Millions! I don't think they were that badly off to begin with, but now look at them. You see that and you think, 'What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f*cking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?"  Nice talk, you filthy, limey (shut up, I love British people, just not this one), angry little man.  And by the way, yes, duh, that's exactly what we think.  What's so wrong with that?  What do you do that's so special you should make millions doing it?  Hm?  What's that?  Oh, you're an actor?  Case.  Fucking.  Closed.  Mr. Grumpy Shorts then said, and this is where it gets good (stupid), "You can't buy your privacy back. 'Ooh, I want to be alone.'  F*ck you. We've been in your living room. We were at your birth. You filmed it for us and showed us the placenta, and now you want some privacy?"  Well, I would love for Dan Dan the Pissed Off Man to show me when and where the Kardashians ever asked for privacy.  You're making shit up at this point, Bond, James Bond.  You're just chucking bullshit around and hoping someone'll eat it 'cause you're so fancy-looking.  Nobody wants it.  Shaken or stirred.

In more important news, YES!  Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant! 

Posted by Havilah