I choose to adore Kim Kardashian as opposed to tearing her apart (in a very fucking rare turn of events, I take the road less mean), I therefore choose to completely believe Us Weekly when they tell us, their captive audience, that Kris Humphries was "the husband from hell".  I also choose to write about it.  Again.

So what I heard from someone who heard it from a very fucking reliable source who heard it from someone who was there is that Kris is basically a giant meany pants and treated Kim as such.  He called her "stupid" in front of people, told her she was a talentless famewhore whose fame wasn't long for this world.  Watch the show and you too can see him being a bitter bottom and telling Kim that after she has babies no one will care about her.  Who can forget the romantic pre-wedding moment when Kris whispered these sweet nothings to Kim, "Four years ago you were selling clothes at a boutique in the Valley and now you think you're Miss Princess?"  What a mench.  Oh, and he also called her a fat ass.  So, basically, Kim married most of my friends and everyone else who likes to aim at an easy target (shut up, I am not referring to her ass, you are so awful, Readers!).

Well, guess what, Kris.  Her fat ass who used to sell clothes in the Valley isn't so stupid after all, eh?  'Cause I'm pretty sure you won't be seeing a ma-fuckin' dime of her gozillion dollar fortune, which she built from the bottom up (I had to!  It was right there). 

Posted by Havilah