Hillary & Bill
It is my great honor and privilege to announce today's Daily Duo is none other than the most American of all couples and also the most badass. She is the Madame President of my world, she's forgotten more about everything than anyone else in the world has ever known, and she's married to the most bizarrely-sexy former Leader of the Free World - Hillary Rodham and Bill Clinton are today's Daily Duo, readers! Go ahead and cheer. I'll wait.
These two lovebirds were married on October 11, 1975 in Arkansas (where Hillary moved to be with her cheatin'-ass beau). They had their one and only daughter, Chelsea, in 1980. She would grow into the most unfortunate-looking adolescent ever to grace The World's Stage (but later a super-smart, successful and gorgeous woman who's wedding was more talked about [in the US] than that of the Royals). Billary's relationship faced the chopping block in 1998 when Bill dared to throw shade and disrespect to the Leader of the Everything (Hillary) by doing nasty things with an intern and a cigar. But Hillary stared adversity in the face and said, "You shall not pass!!!!"
Hillary has been, among other things, the First Lady of Arkansas, the First Lady of The United States and the First Lady of My Life. Bill has been along for that ride and has been a very debonair, sexy and (most of the time) supportive silver fox of a partner to her.
I fucking salute you both (but Hillary more) every day I wake up and every night before I go to bed I say my prayers:
Dear Hillary (and sometimes Bill), Please keep me safe and protect me from evil (including my own awful self). Guide me in my journey through this wretched life and please tell Chelsea I would totally be her best friend if she wanted that. Amen.
SPECIAL SALUTE/PRIZE!!! Today's Daily Duo is winning a brand new salute/award from YIGTBAT!! They are the forever Ultimate Most Powerful Duo Ever!!! Congratulations to them. Send them fruit baskets and flowers, readers.
Posted by Havilah
These two lovebirds were married on October 11, 1975 in Arkansas (where Hillary moved to be with her cheatin'-ass beau). They had their one and only daughter, Chelsea, in 1980. She would grow into the most unfortunate-looking adolescent ever to grace The World's Stage (but later a super-smart, successful and gorgeous woman who's wedding was more talked about [in the US] than that of the Royals). Billary's relationship faced the chopping block in 1998 when Bill dared to throw shade and disrespect to the Leader of the Everything (Hillary) by doing nasty things with an intern and a cigar. But Hillary stared adversity in the face and said, "You shall not pass!!!!"
Hillary has been, among other things, the First Lady of Arkansas, the First Lady of The United States and the First Lady of My Life. Bill has been along for that ride and has been a very debonair, sexy and (most of the time) supportive silver fox of a partner to her.
I fucking salute you both (but Hillary more) every day I wake up and every night before I go to bed I say my prayers:
Dear Hillary (and sometimes Bill), Please keep me safe and protect me from evil (including my own awful self). Guide me in my journey through this wretched life and please tell Chelsea I would totally be her best friend if she wanted that. Amen.
SPECIAL SALUTE/PRIZE!!! Today's Daily Duo is winning a brand new salute/award from YIGTBAT!! They are the forever Ultimate Most Powerful Duo Ever!!! Congratulations to them. Send them fruit baskets and flowers, readers.
Posted by Havilah
