Waaah waaaaah.  Mark this as the first day of the rest of your life, dear reader, because today is the day Kim Kardashian said "Fuck you (for now)," to marriage.  It's true, y'all.  Kim Kardashian and That Guy She Married are getting unmarried.  Kim tells E!, "After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage.  I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever but sometimes things don't work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best."

I would say it's a sad day for love and relationships, however!  However.  I have a strong sense we haven't seen the last of this bitch's lust for love.  I predict Kim will go on to a life full of love, happiness and many, many marriages.  Or at least that's what I'm hoping for.

We salute you for keeping shit interesting, Kim.  Something a bit more scandalous would've been appreciated, but you've got your whole life ahead of you for coming up with bigger and better ways to get de-married.  And I, for one, look quite forward to seeing that shit unfold.

Posted by Havilah