Sad Little Owl...I Get You

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Me Too, Nana. Me Fucking Too.

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This video is glorious for at least a few reasons. But wait until the end. Then you will truly see why I believe this might actually be a video of me sent from the future. I love my blonde hair and chunky sneaks.

Quote of the mother fucking day. Nay, week, at least. _


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That's Me Done For The Day

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I have always known that I have always wanted a Shetland pony, but I have never wanted a Shetland pony more than I want a Shetland pony after watching this video of a moonwalking Shetland pony.


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The Fucking Fucking Weather

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For those of us (mostly those living in the Northeast) who might be weary with the OHMYFUCKINGGODTHEWORLDMIGHTENDINASNOWYGRAVETONIGHT weather reporting of the The Weather Channel, there's a new option.

TheFuckingWeather.com

It will calm you.

Everything will be alright. Don't change your sluttish plans for the night. We'll all fucking survive this.

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That's True Love

I've yet to find anything in life (including sexy naked men in my bed) that can wake me up with this kind of enthusiasm. Here's to you Gangnam Baby. Live long and prosper.

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Nothing Is Different, But Everything Has Changed

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I have no idea what this is or why I watched it (thrice), but I did an actual spit take the first time I saw it. That's when I knew I had to share it. I can't really set it up much more than that as I actually, truly, have no idea what - in this great, expansive Universe - it is. Besides everything.


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Best Video Of The ... Ever?

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Readers. READERS!!!! I am officially obsessed with this 10 seconds of video. I want it to be my lifetone (it's like a ringtone but for my LIFE)! Never before has a video/film/documentary/theatrical presentation/anything had this affect (effect? don't care) on my life! I am forever changed by the everythingness of this video. IT'S! EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sadly, this video also made me realize I'm pretty fucking basic. Damn.


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Sadie & Eva: Lessons For Life

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Would that every child who cut their own hair or that of their friend/sibling had a dad around who was a reporter for NPR. Jeff Cohen is, in fact, a reporter for NPR and when his 5 year old daughter Sadie cut her little sister Eva's hair (which ended in "the worst haircut ever") he did what any investigative reporter would do - a hard-hitting interview with the two people at the heart of the scandal.

There's nothing really remarkable about the interview other than just the fact that sometimes kids are fucking remarkably adorable. Particularly when they say "tush".

Sadie's life lesson: "That was really, really, really terrible. But everyone does that kind of stuff sometimes."

We salute you, Sadie! And Eva. (Kids hate it when you single one out over the other. I learned that in my travels).


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LaWasha & LaDrya...I Can't

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This shit will make you laugh. I promise. It will probably also make you think, "Um. Is this racist? It feels super racist. But I'm laughing. So...fuck. Am I racist?!?" And the answer, as always, is yes to all of it. You are and always have been a huge racist. You know who isn't a racist?? Ben Pitts. But you don't give a fuck 'cause you're too busy being racist and laughing your ass off at this video.


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