Justin fucking Bieber is a little fucking dick. While doing a phone interview for Detroit's "Mojo In The Morning" JB behaved like a child who's been told by one too many people that he's a fucking genius, the 2nd coming of Michael Jackson and that he's changing the face of everything with his unique brand of everything. Oh wait, he is a child who's been told all those things by pretty much everyone. But here's what, JB, you have a pretty singing voice, pretty hair and a pretty mouth (his mouth is really pretty, though) but you've cut no edges, son. You are not a ground breaker. You are not a unique snowflake. Your voice sounds like Justin Timberlake's and that'sa  fucking compliment you little prick. You just (barely) got your HS diploma. You're a child. Now show a little fucking respect.

I hate you. Also.

And here we witness JB make the smartest move of the day by hanging the fuck up...

Posted by Havilah

Readers. READERS!!!! I am officially obsessed with this 10 seconds of video. I want it to be my lifetone (it's like a ringtone but for my LIFE)! Never before has a video/film/documentary/theatrical presentation/anything had this affect (effect? don't care) on my life! I am forever changed by the everythingness of this video. IT'S! EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sadly, this video also made me realize I'm pretty fucking basic. Damn.

Posted by Havilah