Celebrity stylist turned fashion designer Rachel Zoe is married to Rodger Berman and the couple has a newish baby together. However, Rachel has had a longtime side piece and his name is literally Literally. Rodger is completely aware of the ongoing affair and while he doesn't love the arrangement, he understands their love and accepts it.

Rachel and Literally have been living together and literally attached at the lip since literally at least 2009. At least. The couple is not shy about flaunting their passion for each other (as witnessed in the video below) and their firey love affair doesn't look to be ending any time soon.

There is at least one pretty significant aspect of Literally that Rachel doesn't seem to understand on a basic core level. But they've somehow worked around that. Literally lets it slide and Rachel just doesn't give a fuck. Literally.

I love these two and I really hope this newish baby doesn't get in the way of their flourishing love.

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TOMS RIVER, NJ -- In a place called Toms River, it was bound to happen. A couple moved into a rental home and that shit was haunted as fuck. Well, this happens to a lot of people (duh, where else would they get the ideas for movies and TV shows), but these two are freaking pissed and they want their money back. Jose Chinchilla (what? He totally made that name up) and his fiance Michelle Callan are suing their landlord for the full amount of their security deposit, $2,500. Really? That's it? They're claiming the gouls in their pad slammed doors, flickered lights and tugged on their bedsheets! That is not enough compensation for that kind of pain and suffering! Although, having seen a lot of scary movies in my life and times, I realize it could have gotten much worse. So maybe $2,500 is reasonable.

The landlord is calling shenanigans on their asses and suing them back. I don't know if the landlord has a leg to stand on, though, in light of this video of the house made by The Jersey Shore Paranormal Research Society. Snooki was unable to attend the filming due to being too pregnant and skinny, but it's clear she was there in spirit.

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Aaawwww, Kelsey Grammer super loves his 4th wife, Kayte Walsh. He's so in love and sure it's gonna be for life that he went under the needle for her ass. He got her name tattooed on his waistline because A) he loves her mucho, B) it's forever this time and C) he's apparently a 21 year old girl. The tattoos artist's gramma attended her grandson's very first celebrity tattooing (as any gramma should) and had this to say about the artwork, "I figured with his background he should just put a 'K' with a period to give him some flexibility." Damn, gramma! That bitch does not mince words. I like her. I wonder if she'd write for YIGtBAT. We need more of her around here.


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Yes, Dear Readers, you read that right - people DIED on the Titanic.

This just in: a pair of boots, possibly human, were found laying side by side in the mud of the Titanic's wreckage, suggesting that, yes, people may have in fact died there. Whether or not there is any actual DNA evidence of human remains in or around the boots and coat is yet to be confirmed. But archaeologists feel confident the boots and coat are human and that not only did people drown on the Titanic, but some of them may have been wearing boots. More details on this breaking story as it unfolds.

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In this video we see what can happen when we all stop fighting violence with  violence, stop yelling, stop trying to convert the world to our (one true) religion, stop kicking and screaming against what we don't understand, stop going to war and start casually snacking and seeming completely oblivious to the battle surrounding us. Enough cannot be said for the peace-making ability of just eating some delicious chips right, square in the middle of a brawl. Watch as one New Yorker tests and proves the healing and pacifying power of the casual snack. Let this be a clear message to us all: War won't. Chips will! (or "crisps" if you're of that persuasion - this is a worldwide effort, we don't discriminate).

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Comedienne Sarah Silverman and her loooooonnngtime lover, Abortion, are still gazing into each other's eyes with a burning desire even after all these years. Sarah tweeted this photo of herself before and after abortion ("in case R[owe] v W[ade] gets overturned") the other night and I'm loving that afterglow she is owning in the after photo. Sarah and Abortion have been in a committed relationship (as of now the fucking communist government won't let them get married) since at least 2007.

The couple came close to calling it quits when Sarah was influenced by her girlfriends who thought the relationship was unhealthy. Thank god they worked that shit out. I mean, thank. God.

We haven't heard a lot from the couple in the past few years, but after this latest tweet, I'm confident their love will live on forever.

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Yes, Dear Readers, you read that headline right. Tupac Shakur and Nate Dogg, both deceased, are apparently going to make an appearance with former Death Row collaborators Snoop and Dre at this year's Coachella (or as I like to call it, "That Music Festival Where Celebrities Congregate En Mass Wearing Their Most Of-The-People Looking Outfits").

Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre plan to use holographic technology (with the help of Musion) to reanimate these otherwise totally dead performers as part of their show which promises to be packed with tons of guests (including both dead and not-at-all-dead rap artists) like Eminem and Wiz Khalifa.

So far no one is commenting on whether Whitney Houston will make an appearance. Since there are usually a lot of drugs at the festival, she'll probably politely decline. She tries not to put herself into situations like that. You know. Ever since "the incident".

UPDATE: Here's the video. So. Fucking. Creepy.

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Oh shit, Readers. Apparently STI's among seniors is blowing up like a condom on an air hose (particularly in Florida, go figure). So DDB NY put together this charming little video for SaferSexForSeniors.org in an attempt to spread the legs ERIMEAN word about the issue.

I'm trying to be super high minded about seniors being sexual creatures and this is all perfectly natural and so on.

I'm also trying to track down a doctor who'll do a chemical peel on my eyes.

Maybe just some bleach.

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You know those moments in life when you really really REALLY want to shake a child? But then you remember you're not supposed to shake babies and we all sort of assume that goes for children also. Well, I feel this might be the next best option. The risk of injury is maybe-possibly slightly-a-little-bit lower than a good shaking and here's what: it's a win win! You get to relieve your frustration with the child for being so loud all the time and for destroying what used to be your nice life and the kid gets to feel the sensation of flying. If they're polite, like this kid, they'll even thank you for it.

We salute theBenJohnsonClan and are 100% behind the idea of chucking children across the room.

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Sweet Brown and Cold Pop have been lovers since forever, Readers. It's the tale as old as time, really. Cold Pop is always there for Sweet Brown and Sweet will stop at nothing to prove her love to Pop. In the now famous clip below we see Sweet telling just one of many stories of her unending and life-affirming love for Cold Pop. Sweet won't let sleep, fire, bronchitis or the threat of death by raging inferno stand between her and her Pop. This is the kind of love I'm looking for, Readers. The real thing.

UPDATE: Here we have Sweet Brown taking the world on a tour of Cold Pop's house. They really are Sweet together. She likes it, it likes her.

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